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Wisdom 101: How to Make a Woman Like You.

Come close now ye young men, you lonely men, you single men, you older men. Come near. Huddle close – but not too close so that one might mistake us for comrades enjoying camaraderie.

You may fist-bump if you chose to engage in touching activities. But I would ask you to restrain yourself from further acts of frolicsome joy.

Ahh yes you ask what is the secret to a woman’s heart? Well that I cannot tell you. Being a social reject myself I have obviously not quite fathomed the plumbing of the fairer sex to such depths. What? OH no no – I don’t mean to say I have never plumbed. Plumbing I have done. And quite robustly I might add in my younger days. In fact I think I was quite the winsome plumber back in the day. But I digress in melancholy wistful memories of many decades  back in time.

Ahh yes plumbing. <SIGH>

OH right sorry I was distracted by well-preserved happy thoughts. Now I was going explain one of the great questions of every male who has ever had been smitten by the fluidity and grace of a female. And I am referring to humans in both instances.

How on earth do you Make a Woman Like You. Well good sirs…oh and the occasionally lady I see reading this – you too want to know the answer? Well this then is the answer. I will say it clearly when I get to it. It is actually quite simple.

You can not. Ever. Make. A woman like you. This actually goes beyond women. You can not. Ever. Make. Anyone like you. It is simply impossible to Make someone have feelings for you. The feelings they have are the ones they have. If they like you, they like you.

Now by persisting and insisting and demanding and wheedling and whining you can be guaranteed to make a woman NOT LIKE you. And again that applies beyond women. Just back off. Ease away. Step back. Stop.

What you want to do is find out if the other person actually likes you. Maybe even enjoys your company. This is much easier than making them like you (which I pointed out is impossible). So how do you tell if someone likes you?

Why it is obvious! Listen closely this is what you do: you simply ask.

Yes I know it is hard to ask – but the concept is easy isn’t it? You can start small – like ask how her day is going. Ask what she has planned for the weekend. Ask if she would like to do that something with you.

Ta-da. You are now blessed with some wisdom. See that was actually quite simple wasn’t it?  Go now – enjoy life.

I will sit here and enjoy the silence.

 

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opening quotation

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POEM: Open Wounds

look here see
this invisible mark
the one near my heart;
it still bleeds

look down see
another just below
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POEM: Yes, Yes, Yes.

Yes
Yes
Yes

Yes I can
and yes I will
Yes she said
and yes we did
Yes we danced
and yes we chanced

Yes
Yes
Yes

Yes I am
and yes you are
Yes she does
and yes she loves
Yes we have
and yes we laughed

Yes
Yes
Yes

Yes I scream
and yes I dream
yes she stayed
and yes she laid
Yes we are
and yes we’ll stay

Yes
Yes
Yes

POEM: Stunning

You slip stream across my dream
breath stopping heart racing
driving all thoughts away
no minds only bodies at play
there is only you
want of you
desire of you
need of you
smell of you
feel of you
taste of you
touch of you
sound of you
sweet silken
stunning obsession
taking hold
as you fill me
and I fill you.