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Wisdom 101: How to Make a Woman Like You.

Come close now ye young men, you lonely men, you single men, you older men. Come near. Huddle close – but not too close so that one might mistake us for comrades enjoying camaraderie.

You may fist-bump if you chose to engage in touching activities. But I would ask you to restrain yourself from further acts of frolicsome joy.

Ahh yes you ask what is the secret to a woman’s heart? Well that I cannot tell you. Being a social reject myself I have obviously not quite fathomed the plumbing of the fairer sex to such depths. What? OH no no – I don’t mean to say I have never plumbed. Plumbing I have done. And quite robustly I might add in my younger days. In fact I think I was quite the winsome plumber back in the day. But I digress in melancholy wistful memories of many decades  back in time.

Ahh yes plumbing. <SIGH>

OH right sorry I was distracted by well-preserved happy thoughts. Now I was going explain one of the great questions of every male who has ever had been smitten by the fluidity and grace of a female. And I am referring to humans in both instances.

How on earth do you Make a Woman Like You. Well good sirs…oh and the occasionally lady I see reading this – you too want to know the answer? Well this then is the answer. I will say it clearly when I get to it. It is actually quite simple.

You can not. Ever. Make. A woman like you. This actually goes beyond women. You can not. Ever. Make. Anyone like you. It is simply impossible to Make someone have feelings for you. The feelings they have are the ones they have. If they like you, they like you.

Now by persisting and insisting and demanding and wheedling and whining you can be guaranteed to make a woman NOT LIKE you. And again that applies beyond women. Just back off. Ease away. Step back. Stop.

What you want to do is find out if the other person actually likes you. Maybe even enjoys your company. This is much easier than making them like you (which I pointed out is impossible). So how do you tell if someone likes you?

Why it is obvious! Listen closely this is what you do: you simply ask.

Yes I know it is hard to ask – but the concept is easy isn’t it? You can start small – like ask how her day is going. Ask what she has planned for the weekend. Ask if she would like to do that something with you.

Ta-da. You are now blessed with some wisdom. See that was actually quite simple wasn’t it?  Go now – enjoy life.

I will sit here and enjoy the silence.

 

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April: National Poetry Month

How on earth did I forget this?

I have been so busy with my daily posting on days and the occasional poems – that I missed that this is National Poetry Month. A month long celebration of poems, poetics and poets.

“National Poetry Month is a month-long, national celebration of poetry established by the Academy of American Poets. The concept is to widen the attention of individuals and the media—to the art of poetry, to living poets, to our complex poetic heritage, and to poetry books and journals of wide aesthetic range and concern. We hope to increase the visibility and availability of poetry in popular culture while acknowledging and celebrating poetry’s ability to sustain itself in the many places where it is practiced and appreciated.”

I had better get cracking and write some poems now!

 

Poem: Stalactite to Stalagmite

(cross-posted to Poet’s Corner)

soft rain drops splatter
soaking down into ground
whisking wicking spiraling
through layered layers
leeching seeping
sand gravel stone
finding openings
to dark grottoes
damp rills spills
drips form here
slip slide across
soft limestone
rough ceilings
stalactite
pulled by
gravity
finding
pathways
traveling
trailing
memories
in rocky
suspended
icicled
filigree
layering
above
below
one
d
r
i
p

.

at
a time
reaching
down and
hoping to
one day meet
this stalagmite

Poem: Completely

(cross-posted to Poet’s Corner)

Stark dark
blackest night

Stark naked
nestled near Continue reading

Poem: Sub-Orbital Trajectory

(cross-posted to Poet’s Corner)

You
move fast
gliding past
before I react

I
stand still
feel your thrill
boiling up within

Countdown begins
thrusters online
ignition condition
ready to fly

I
just need
to proceed
a hint of your smile

You
don’t know
where’d we go
if you’d look my way

Waiting for liftoff
lunar solar stellar
transitory planetary
inflammatory rise

Too late
you arc away
our paths diverge

leaving me here
in the grip
of gravity.