I am doing some early morning shopping when I discovered a self-help book for women called “Why Men Marry Bitches” by Sherry Argov. http://www.amazon.ca/Why-Men-Marry-Bitches-Winning/dp/074327637X
Really? The title is catchy and the author does define BITCH as meaning Babe In Total Control Of Herself. I guess that is what the marketing side of writing is all about. Coming up with a double-take title that makes you stop and look.
I should probably read it so I would understand how to find my own BITCH. Or would that be peeking at secrets of the sisterhood?
Just sharing my morning head turn 😉
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The 3rd grade teacher was asking her students what they wanted to be when they grow up.
It was Little Johnny’s turn…
Little Johnny stood up proudly and said :
“I wanna be a billionaire and go to expensive clubs, find a bitch there, buy her a million dollar apartment in Vegas, get her a Ferrari, buy her a jet to fly to her penthouse in South Beach, get her expensive jewelry and have sex with her three times a day.”
The teacher was lost of words and didn’t know what to do. She just proceeded along and asked Mary what she wanted to be.
Mary replied:
“Without a doubt ma’am, I’d like to be Johnny’s bitch!!”
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He he he
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Share ur findings too! 🙂
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